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Post by emmeline on Jun 18, 2011 16:44:24 GMT -5
With him in white, and her in white...people will wonder who is the bride? It will look like a gay marriage, with the male (Charlie) in the dress and the woman (Al) with the big belly, will look like he is pregnant.
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Post by grandduchess on Jun 18, 2011 20:44:19 GMT -5
Ermmm, I might actually have meant spanx there, instead of spandex. Ooops. But a speedo would be interesting too. Fitting for a street wedding. And why should the bride be the only one to show excess naked skin? Or he could wear his USA flag swimming bermuda shorts, the ones he was wearing on vacation in the Maldives I believe. Or an African-style grass skirt. Take the right kind of grass and you can smoke it before the wedding night. A different approach to the striptease. ROFL! That and those stupid sunglasses he always wears!
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Post by sandsla on Jun 20, 2011 13:00:44 GMT -5
Ermmm, I might actually have meant spanx there, instead of spandex. Ooops. But a speedo would be interesting too. Fitting for a street wedding. And why should the bride be the only one to show excess naked skin? Or he could wear his USA flag swimming bermuda shorts, the ones he was wearing on vacation in the Maldives I believe. Or an African-style grass skirt. Take the right kind of grass and you can smoke it before the wedding night. A different approach to the striptease. ROFL! That and those stupid sunglasses he always wears! It's not the style if that's what he likes, it's that they are too small for his face. I have a nice pair of Chrome Hearts that are too big for my face--I should send them to him! ;D
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Post by margarita on Jun 26, 2011 16:16:00 GMT -5
What he will wear? Nothing The Prince is naked and no designer cloth will change that.
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Post by MyAdia on Jun 26, 2011 17:39:46 GMT -5
What he will wear? Nothing The Prince is naked and no designer cloth will change that. Excellent analysis - and all his flunkies will rave to him how great he looks!
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Post by paca on Jun 26, 2011 20:04:13 GMT -5
thy already are telling him that he lost weight....that's called brain mass guys. Most of the flunkies have lost theirs to alcohol, drugs and sexually transmitted diseases...and it wouldn't surprise me a bit if it turned out that Albert had caught sth too....
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Post by duchess1 on Jun 27, 2011 7:10:49 GMT -5
It doesn't matter what he wears for his wedding as nothing can change the fact that he is a very, very, unattractive man !!!
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Post by sandsla on Jun 28, 2011 0:41:31 GMT -5
If you look at his face--I think he has lost weight--probably from the stress of his impending doom! Can you imagine be saddled with Charlene for the rest of your life! Actually I think Albert looks pretty young for his age--it's his weight that makes him older, if he could get it down he would look younger and healthier, and he would feel a lot better. I think he's been stress and depressed for awhile since Nicole got pregnant. He really didn't start gaining weight until Nicole got pregnant. By coming out about the kids he actually took that burden off of him for about two minutes, when he put the burden right back on him with the unattractive manufactured Charlene relationship. It's too weird for words!
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Post by royalpauper on Jun 29, 2011 18:22:29 GMT -5
What is Albert wearing for his wedding events? The red nose would be more than appropriate! ;D
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Post by axelle on Jun 30, 2011 12:54:01 GMT -5
Flak jacket! ;D
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Post by hibou on Jun 30, 2011 13:27:31 GMT -5
Albert will be wearing the same silly grin we see in all his photos. He's clueless as to what he's really walking into. He's also trapped for the first time in his life. He can't get out of this one.
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Post by cm7007 on Jul 1, 2011 3:01:32 GMT -5
IF HE HAS EVEN ONE BRAIN CELL he should wear a LIFE PRESERVER! He's gonna need one.
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Post by MyAdia on Jul 1, 2011 9:50:56 GMT -5
Albert will be wearing the same silly grin we see in all his photos. He's clueless as to what he's really walking into. He's also trapped for the first time in his life. He can't get out of this one. Perfectly stated Hibou! I agree with every single word. Albert really believes that he is holding all the cards, but this week Charlene has actually shown him that she is - and his balls!
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