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Post by emmeline on May 26, 2011 19:45:36 GMT -5
Where to start? Let's see: Albert has tons of tons of photoshop. He looks thinner. Of course the sugars believe he is actually thinner. But, very few sugars seem to open their eyes, and even to them this doesn't look so great. Or that's what i understood when i read the first comments. I think the very fanatics loonies haven't made their opinion yet. Charlene is, once again, trying too hard to look like Grace. But with trashy poses, and that stupid face of hers. This is just another big PR fail, it's just too much, too much.
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Post by hibou on May 26, 2011 19:54:45 GMT -5
Gee this adds a whole new dimension to photo-shopping. Albert is about 40 pounds thinner and looking at least 10 years younger, and then there is Charlene's wrinkle-less complexion, and slimmed down shoulders. This is really pathetic. They have done just about everything to promote this wedding except give away free "passes" to get into the inner courtyard.
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Post by whitelilies2 on May 26, 2011 22:39:42 GMT -5
Excuse me But do I need to adjust my vision or is his majesty Albert really himself. He is not as...well...plum! as usual?
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Post by suite583 on May 26, 2011 23:25:44 GMT -5
She will be our new hip hop artist on the tabloids !!!!!
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Post by cm7007 on May 26, 2011 23:32:41 GMT -5
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These photos are ridiculous! First, whoever styled these photos didn't do a very good job. CW clothes and hair are too messy for the "feel" of what they were going for. Also, she's trying to look like she knows how to model - she doesn't. Finally, Albert's friend the eye doctor, "Dr. Moouch?" or whatever his nickname is - should be a friend and examine his pals eyes. Albert clearly has very bad vision if he can't see how really dumb and stupid he and CW look in these photos AND how plastic and fake Charlene has become. (She's beginning to look a little like Reba Mcintire in some of her photos...which ain't good IMO)
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Post by Elektra on May 27, 2011 1:59:08 GMT -5
Albert looks like a squeaky clean piglet. First time I noticed that was when seeing the engagement photos. Somehow in photos like that which are obviously photoshopped he reminds me of "Babe" scrubbed clean.
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Post by paca on May 27, 2011 3:32:21 GMT -5
LOL thes pics are just hilarious. I like the one where she get's out of the pool to meet her prince...that is so trying to make us think of little mermaid and get some sort of fairytail (oops just noticed the writing error, but thought I leave it ) in that does not involve a nasty stepsister who chops of her foot to get to the throne. JUst wondering, in Arielle the witch stole her voice, so whose voice did the trash steal?
In most pics she does not have the happy glow of a bride (like Kate), she is trying too hard and not at all relaxed (though that might be due to recent stitching...). the one where she is sitting with her spotted dress (looks a bit like she got dirty) on a bench, she looks as if she wants to kill the photographer. In any case this shooting, unlike the Will and Kate one, is not about them as a couple. It looks more like they have put the palace on the market. Makes me wonder if they soon will be announcing on the palace website that you can rent the palace. Everyone sure knows already that you can rent this couple (cheaply too) and that you can buy the prince. ANd the future princess too, who willingly tops the offer with some sex if the price is right....
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Post by paca on May 27, 2011 4:09:50 GMT -5
Albert looks like a squeaky clean piglet. First time I noticed that was when seeing the engagement photos. Somehow in photos like that which are obviously photoshopped he reminds me of "Babe" scrubbed clean. so you didn't get the memo that they are giving "Porky and Trash" at the palace this summer? performances are July 1 and 2, but only on the second day Lawrence Foster will be conducting. On the first day the performers are on their own they do a tour too, so don't miss it when they come to a village barn near you
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Post by margarita on May 27, 2011 4:22:31 GMT -5
OMG OMG ... Where to begin? Don't have much time now so I put it short:
1) Definitly father/ daughter.
2) When CW trys to look confident she looks hard, not confident. When she trys to look shy she looks scared. When she trys to look noble she looks empty. No photo shop can do anything about that. She doesn't fill the clothes nor the role.
3) There is no life in these pics. Look at the Will & Kate photos - thats a couple!
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Post by Elektra on May 27, 2011 5:01:05 GMT -5
Albert looks like a squeaky clean piglet. First time I noticed that was when seeing the engagement photos. Somehow in photos like that which are obviously photoshopped he reminds me of "Babe" scrubbed clean. so you didn't get the memo that they are giving "Porky and Trash" at the palace this summer? performances are July 1 and 2, but only on the second day Lawrence Foster will be conducting. On the first day the performers are on their own they do a tour too, so don't miss it when they come to a village barn near you OMG! That event really escaped me. I guess I am a philistine. But I have an excuse. I grew up in a tiny little village in Germany. The only modern thing within the vincinity of 5 Miles was a vending machine for cigarettes.
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Post by axelle on May 27, 2011 5:13:03 GMT -5
Those photos are downright scary!
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Post by paca on May 27, 2011 7:05:44 GMT -5
so you didn't get the memo that they are giving "Porky and Trash" at the palace this summer? performances are July 1 and 2, but only on the second day Lawrence Foster will be conducting. On the first day the performers are on their own they do a tour too, so don't miss it when they come to a village barn near you OMG! That event really escaped me. I guess I am a philistine. But I have an excuse. I grew up in a tiny little village in Germany. The only modern thing within the vincinity of 5 Miles was a vending machine for cigarettes. Lol that sounds like you can count on the trash showing up around your end any time soon...It's the only place they may hope to cause some sort of stir; doesn't matter if the village people just come to see the freakshow these two take any attention they can possibly get
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Post by donna on May 27, 2011 7:54:16 GMT -5
ooooooh, they look so in love! And Al looks 20 pounds lighter. Do you think the liposucked his stomach and face before the photoshoot, and put it back in when it was finished.
Conlene really looks like a model, careful never to smile, but maintaining a professional model look.
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Post by refia on May 27, 2011 7:54:27 GMT -5
The photos are better than in Tatler. Of course the photoshop is obvious and in some she looks like a woman Albert very slim aha.....
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Post by paca on May 27, 2011 8:19:48 GMT -5
The photos are better than in Tatler. Of course the photoshop is obvious and in some she looks like a woman Albert very slim aha..... LOL Albert looks like they used a stand in and photo shopped his face in. If you check out the one where they seem to be going up the stairs with the stained dress, compare Alberts face and the sharpness to that of the trash. It really foes not look like the head and the body belong to the same person. Also the posture in some pics does not resemble Albert. My guess is they used a professional model to pose for Albert and copied his head in.Hence the black and white pics as it's easier to photoshop shades then colours. The proportions of the hands in some of the pics are odd too. I really do not think that Albert posed with her.
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Post by MyAdia on May 27, 2011 11:19:11 GMT -5
Thanks for the photos Emmeline. Wow, I love these photos because they show the true couple - pathetic, desperate for attention, narcissistic, trashy and no charisma & closeness what so ever! There are some color photos of some of the shots, but I'll repost some of the black & white ones with the caption that was written to describe each photo. They are so priceless that each photo deserve their own post. In hedonist with Albert II of Monaco, Charlene Wittstock married a destiny, a people and a legendary history. [En convolant avec Albert II de Monaco, Charlene Wittstock épousera un destin, un peuple et une histoire légendaire.]
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Post by MyAdia on May 27, 2011 11:21:46 GMT -5
ACCOMPLICES Long-flowered silk dress, Ralph Lauren Collection [COMPLICES... Longue robe en soie fleurie, Ralph Lauren Collection.]
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Post by MyAdia on May 27, 2011 11:23:42 GMT -5
SIREN ... Bathrobe staff. [SIRÈNE... Peignoir de bain personnel.]
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Post by MyAdia on May 27, 2011 11:25:10 GMT -5
SIREN ... Long beige silk dress, Dior. [SIRÈNE... Longue robe en soie beige, Dior.]
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Post by MyAdia on May 27, 2011 11:26:51 GMT -5
OLYMPIANLong-flowered silk dress, Ralph Lauren Collection [OLYMPIENNE... Longue robe en soie fleurie, Ralph Lauren Collection.]
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