2013 - Royal predictions & expectations

[grimnir]

It's officially December, 30 days left until the new year so let's see what we can expect for 2013. Speculations, predictions or almost solid fact, post it here.

Monaco: Continuing the fine Grimaldi traditon, an illegitimate baby for Tatiana and Andrea. Maybe even a wedding for them too.
I'm afraid we won't get rid of the blonde, so no holiday in Monaco for me in 2013. Elections in the first quarter of the year. More fluffy, sponsored, braindead performances by the undynamic duo. And more South African posing for the blonde. I see no pregnancy or it would have happened by now. Another truckload of sponsored clothes will be wasted on the scarecrow.
Safe bet: more procedures for barbie and she'll be well on her way to resemble this:

(Blatently stolen from someone who stole it from someone else.)

Dutch royals: At least five holidays for Wax and Max, plus uncountable trips to foreign parts. To the sun in the winter and to the snow in summer. I am curious to see if they will all go to Lech or not.

UK: Kate and pregnancy. Somehow I don't see her getting pregnant.
But more holidays will take place.

Denmark: lost track of them completely. Might be time for another trip to Oz for Mary, if she didn't go this year.

Spain: I wonder if Juan Carlos is suffering from dementia or Alzheimer's or something along those lines. He'll probably continue the current trend of blunders.

Sweden: Wedding for Madeleine if I'm not mistaken. Maybe a new pregnancy for Victoria, but if so, very late in the year.

[agentf]

I'm going to give this a try... Usually I would rely on dreams but cold-turkey? We'll find out.

Monaco:

1) No pregnancy for the platonic duo - an illness will be blamed for maximum compassion plea though.

2) Some scandal involving the Wittstocks, related to money and maybe real estate.

3) Pierre will announce his wedding.

4) Charlotte will keep giving me an ulcer.

5) A healthy pair of twins for Andrea & Tatiana (have to throw a curve into an obvious one )

6) Eringer is reinstated as intelligence chief after a major shake-up and an external threat to Monaco.

7) Stephanie is recognized internationally for her work with AIDS victims by InterPride.

. . .

Britain:

1) Charles divorces.

2) Kate is pregnant.

3) Philip has an affair with a nurse.

4) Harry is kept in a battlefield somewhere where his frat boy humour continues to entertain the troops while he risks being eliminated as heir in line to the throne.

5) Andrew gets into a scandal.

6) Fergie joins a convent.

7) The blood princesses get engaged.

8) Pippa's bum enlarges as she drowns her relationship hiccups in English food.

. . .

Otherwise:

1) Princesse Choupette replaces papa Karl at Chanel ;D

. . .

I'm only slightly marginally interested in the others so I'll leave it at that.

[refia]

3) Philip has an affair with a nurse.

Ewww.. XD


7) The blood princesses get engaged.
;D I can see Beatrice engaged in the next two years. She shouldn´t let her bf go, I don´t know if she could do better tbh.

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Monaco: A boy for Tatiana and Andrea, wedding later in the year
Charlene and Albert still escaping Monaco. Maybe Pierre and Charlotte are getting engaged to their significant others.

UK: Boy for W&K in June, I don´t want to imagine what Harry will do next year, seriously that boy..
Charles still moans, Fergie and Andrew were never divorced, a mistake by the lawyers, this will anger Philip..
Child for Zara and Mike. Maybe also one for Freddie Windsor and Sophie.

Belgium:

Luxembourg: Baby for G&S, Felix gets engaged to Claire

Netherlands: Maxima finally finds a brush, maybe Beatrix gives up her throne and WA will be King.

Norway: MM in India for 11 months of the year, ML flies into the sky with her angels, Marius impregnates his girlfriend. ;D (He is already 15 btw)

Denmark: Frederik is seen with more blondes, Mary will be offically Queen of Prada, mehhhh

Sweden: I can smell a new scandal, but who will be it this time?

Liechtenstein: Alois talks shit, nothing new there

[agentf]

;D I love it when I'm right! ;D

Kate is pregnant:

www.celebitchy.com/267164/duchess_kate_prince_william_are_officially_expecting_their_first_baby/

[grimnir]

I feel for the kid. Another emotionally neglected kid. I have difficulties with seeing Kate as a motherly mother and Wills is always away to play somewhere.

[agentf]

Dec 4, 2012 9:03:57 GMT -5 grimnir said:

I feel for the kid. Another emotionally neglected kid. I have difficulties with seeing Kate as a motherly mother and Wills is always away to play somewhere.

I thought he announced he was staying put next year and taking on royal duties? Oh well. I see him more as the maternal one, personally. I foresee a rough pregnancy unless she puts on some weight and rests a lot. Last week's hopping in high heels at her old school makes me wince a bit because I can't imagine that would have been very wise considering this is her first pregnancy and they tend to be precarious IMO. Rest up Kate, and take on swimming as a hobby rather than field hockey. Just some advice.

[agentf]

Now they say twins for Kate, I predicted that for Tatiana.... As a joke! Maybe I misfired not that one but I still give myself props for being close ;D