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Post by mrplowfan on Apr 22, 2011 13:59:49 GMT -5
That was the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Funny because it's about the only truthful think I've read online about this whole mess.
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Post by pippi on Apr 22, 2011 15:44:55 GMT -5
i admit it, i'm an ass. but i have nothing else to do at work today. happy good friday palais p.r.!!!! The TIME 100 Most Influential Things in the World By JOEL STEIN Thursday, Apr. 21, 2011 33. The royal wedding Making women and gay men wake up ridiculously early around the globe. www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,2066367_2066584_2066602-2,00.html
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Post by pippi on Apr 22, 2011 16:13:36 GMT -5
I thought I'd re-do the press release from the palace found on Yahoo [in the guise of an actual news article] a few days ago. IMO I think this would attract people. Press Release Source: Monaco Government Tourist Office On Monday April 18, 2011, 6:00 am EDT MONACO, April 18, 2011 /PRNewswire/ -- The fake storybook legacy of Monaco begins a new chapter nightmare this winter summer as the Principality celebrates the fairytale nightmare nuptials of His Serene Highness Prince "FatAl" Albert II and trashy elegant South African Olympic swimmer [from 40 years ago] Miss Charlene Wittstock. With a street fair royal wedding topping a ghetto-assed remarkable line-up of celebrations, events, cultural exhibits and fine dining this year, the Principality offers travelers a trashy unique and tacky extraordinary look into this cursed enchanted Mediterranean coast destination. Here are the top ten reasons to "NOT" visit Monaco -- EVER in 2011. Fairytale Wedding Street Fair On October 31, 2025 July 1, 2011, the street fair civil wedding ceremony of Prince Albert and Miss Wittstock will take place in the Throne Room of the Charlene's Prince's Palace "bitches". Later that evening, a large concert will be offered by the newly-wedded couple business partners at the Port for all "vagrants from France with nothing else to do all residents and visitors: Jean-Michel Jarre will present a "who's gives a shit" unique sound and light show. On February 10th 2018 July 2, 2011, the "they've already slept together" religious wedding ceremony will take place in the Main Courtyard of Charlenes Prince's Palace "bitches". To be celebrated by Monseigneur Bernard Barsi, Archbishop of Monaco, more than 3500 invited begged guests "CG'D onto the landscape" will witness the debacle wedding on giant screens in the vicinity of the Palace and screens will also be set up at prime locations throughout the Principality forcing enable residents and visitors to watch this nonsense the proceedings. After the debacle wedding the couple the business partners will take a special procession route in a Lexus luxury hybrid vehicle "most can't afford", underscoring Prince Albert's commitment to environmental conservation "when he's not on vacation in his jet a few times a month", to the Church of Sainte Devote where the bride will lay down her boquet "any man who will have her." "The Wittstocks Are Taking Over You're Fucked Monaco" official dinner and the "Albert Needs to Grow Some" gala ball will be held at the Salle De Bain Garnier and the Basement Terraces of the Casino later that evening followed by fireworks for all of Monaco "that wants to go to sleep but will have to endure" to enjoy. For further information, or to tell them they suck please visit www.palais.mc. For instructions on media accreditation, please visit www.albielovesskankyhotchicks.comwww.mariageprinciermonaco2011.com : all requests must be sent via the online form no later than May 15, 2011. December 25th 2020. Thanks for the Good Friday funnies. rlof Karhum
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Post by creativemind on Apr 22, 2011 16:20:59 GMT -5
thanks pippi! can you resend the link. it won't open correctly!!! i love the byline of it already!!!! lol
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Post by pippi on Apr 22, 2011 16:25:23 GMT -5
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Post by pippi on Apr 22, 2011 16:30:23 GMT -5
I do not like they put the day of deadline into my birthday, for albie is kidding with me.
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Post by creativemind on Apr 22, 2011 16:33:59 GMT -5
ooh -- i mean the time article you posted above! thanks for the KARMUH!!!
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Post by pippi on Apr 22, 2011 16:46:21 GMT -5
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Post by creativemind on Apr 22, 2011 16:50:18 GMT -5
Thanks!
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Post by MyAdia on Apr 23, 2011 7:55:31 GMT -5
Creative that PR release is so hilarious, but scary as hell because your version is closer to the truth!
I do not if people realize this, but the guest that will not be invited in to the actual ceremony in the courtyard will not all be seated right outside in the palace square (i.e. street). Please read the press release again, but these guests will act as crowds for the trashy couple and will be placed throughout Monaco to watch the wedding on giant screens. I don't think these stupid 3500 flunkies realize this, but they are the rent-a-crowd that the palace wants so they have another National Day fiasco - an empty palace courtyard to suck up to their new trashy princess. This is beyond trashy and tacky, but just plain outright insulting! Can you imagine spending lots of money to attend a wedding and then you are placed on the streets to watch the wedding on a giant screen? This plan was also confirmed in a previous article that I had posted in RD.
Wait and watch. They need a guaranteed crowd for the cameras for their -made-for-tv wedding and this was the only way that they know that they would definitely get it - invite people who think that they are coming to the actual wedding, but lace them at strategic locations along the wedding processional to watch the wedding on large screens.
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Post by pippi on Apr 23, 2011 8:20:36 GMT -5
My suggestion to the couple is that they and the archbishop will step into a skylift lifting them so much up that everybody can see them and making the wedding woves there.
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Post by countess on Apr 23, 2011 14:04:17 GMT -5
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Post by creativemind on Apr 23, 2011 19:34:16 GMT -5
Or his bride.
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Post by mrplowfan on Apr 23, 2011 19:37:10 GMT -5
Heck, she couldn't even bribe plastic surgery herself onto the world's most beautiful people (or the royal most beautiful list). She has yet to make a best dressed list. As you can see from their world wide google stats, these two are just a flash in the pan. Even the "royal wedding" - an entity, not a person - got on the list before they did.
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Post by grimnir on Apr 24, 2011 1:40:34 GMT -5
to the Church of Sainte Devote where the bride will lay down her boquet "any man who will have her." " Not any man, only if he can make her famous.
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Post by scout on Apr 24, 2011 11:11:07 GMT -5
Creative that PR release is so hilarious, but scary as hell because your version is closer to the truth! I do not if people realize this, but the guest that will not be invited in to the actual ceremony in the courtyard will not all be seated right outside in the palace square (i.e. street). Please read the press release again, but these guests will act as crowds for the trashy couple and will be placed throughout Monaco to watch the wedding on giant screens. I don't think these stupid 3500 flunkies realize this, but they are the rent-a-crowd that the palace wants so they have another National Day fiasco - an empty palace courtyard to suck up to their new trashy princess. This is beyond trashy and tacky, but just plain outright insulting! Can you imagine spending lots of money to attend a wedding and then you are placed on the streets to watch the wedding on a giant screen? This plan was also confirmed in a previous article that I had posted in RD. Wait and watch. They need a guaranteed crowd for the cameras for their -made-for-tv wedding and this was the only way that they know that they would definitely get it - invite people who think that they are coming to the actual wedding, but lace them at strategic locations along the wedding processional to watch the wedding on large screens. Maybe we have been missing the real objective. Once they realized that they won't even be THE royal wedding of 2011, they decided to go for being the WORST royal wedding EVER. So in the future when there are royal weddings and the commenters are mentioning the best, they will also always mention Albert and Charlene's as the worst, tackiest royal wedding ever. I think that these two so want publicity, any will do. If I was invited and accepted and got to Monaco and learned that I would be sitting on a street somewhere in Monaco in all my finery watching this debacle on a giant screen, I would promptly check out of the hotel and fly home. How insulting to their guests. Evidently these two are bigger than Monaco, at least in their minds.
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Post by hibou on Apr 24, 2011 11:27:44 GMT -5
Creative that PR release is so hilarious, but scary as hell because your version is closer to the truth! I do not if people realize this, but the guest that will not be invited in to the actual ceremony in the courtyard will not all be seated right outside in the palace square (i.e. street). Please read the press release again, but these guests will act as crowds for the trashy couple and will be placed throughout Monaco to watch the wedding on giant screens. I don't think these stupid 3500 flunkies realize this, but they are the rent-a-crowd that the palace wants so they have another National Day fiasco - an empty palace courtyard to suck up to their new trashy princess. This is beyond trashy and tacky, but just plain outright insulting! Can you imagine spending lots of money to attend a wedding and then you are placed on the streets to watch the wedding on a giant screen? This plan was also confirmed in a previous article that I had posted in RD. Wait and watch. They need a guaranteed crowd for the cameras for their -made-for-tv wedding and this was the only way that they know that they would definitely get it - invite people who think that they are coming to the actual wedding, but lace them at strategic locations along the wedding processional to watch the wedding on large screens. Maybe we have been missing the real objective. Once they realized that they won't even be THE royal wedding of 2011, they decided to go for being the WORST royal wedding EVER. So in the future when there are royal weddings and the commenters are mentioning the best, they will also always mention Albert and Charlene's as the worst, tackiest royal wedding ever. I think that these two so want publicity, any will do. If I was invited and accepted and got to Monaco and learned that I would be sitting on a street somewhere in Monaco in all my finery watching this debacle on a giant screen, I would promptly check out of the hotel and fly home. How insulting to their guests. Evidently these two are bigger than Monaco, at least in their minds. Delusions of grandeur and importance. They will think their wedding was better than Kate and Williams, and no one will tell them otherwise. They will stand in front of their own hall of mirrors and believe in the illusion created by their sycophants. JMO
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Post by countess on Apr 24, 2011 16:36:14 GMT -5
my opinion as well, all their power is in their little pea sized brains, they have absolutely ZERO relevance in the world JMO
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Post by cm7007 on Apr 24, 2011 16:45:49 GMT -5
my opinion as well, all their power is in their little pea sized brains, they have absolutely ZERO relevance in the world JMO Just saw a program on BBC about The Royal Wedding - they talked abut several Royal Houses and marriages and dynasties and not once was Monaco even mentioned.
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Post by refia on Apr 24, 2011 17:01:26 GMT -5
Of course not. They talked about Royal weddings not a stink Princely.
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