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Post by creativemind on May 14, 2011 22:31:37 GMT -5
albert, what's it like having "MUMMY" standing next to you? you princely little freak ...
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Post by MyAdia on May 15, 2011 9:50:06 GMT -5
Here are some higher definition photos of the event. Although Charlene is definitely not dressing trashy as she used to, but her Akris clothes really aren't that polish or as elegant as everyone praise them as. With the higher definition, you can see that Akris doesn't use a high quality fabric and Charlene really needs to get her clothes tailored to fit her partly manufactured/partly male physic - line backer shoulders, store-bought boobs, no waist and no hips. 1. The happy couple again2. The flower bouquet is gorgeous! Notice the purse - it really doesn't fit this outfit nor is it appropriate for a garden luncheon. It's like Charlene just threw together several expensive designer items. 3. I think Charlene's feet are bigger than Albert's. Is Albert shrinking or is his pants too long? 4. They were given a gift basket of different peppers
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Post by MyAdia on May 15, 2011 10:28:32 GMT -5
Can someone please explain to me why Conlene is holding on to Albert during this entire walk through? She’s such a primitively dumb-ass chick that she over does everything for the cameras. 5. Here, Albert cannot even point without her holding onto him. 6. Here, she’s barely touching him just posing for the cameras, actually her fist are clinched. How do you hold onto someone with clinched fists? Make sure you expand the photo after opening (click again) and you can see just how cheap and ill-fitted this dress LOOKS. I'm sure she probably paid a couple of thousand dollars for it. I don't think Charlene steps out the door now unless she's wearing at least $5000 of designer duds on. 7. Still holding... 8. And holding. Anyone thinks Charlene understand what the guy is saying (assuming he is speaking French)? Or do you suppose they speak English around her? 9. Oh how sweet, her bubby-to-be tries it and then hold s it for his loving wife-to-be to try it, so she doesn’t get her humongous hands dirty. This is a nice hairstyle on Charlene, it softens her face.
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Post by margarita on May 15, 2011 10:53:59 GMT -5
Holding, holding, holding ... guess she tries to look "in love"? And her clueless face is her way to look "innocent"?
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Post by emmeline on May 15, 2011 11:07:29 GMT -5
Her nose is looking bigger, and she has huge nostrils... And when tries to look innocent, she actually looks dumber...clueless. But hey Charlene, keep tyring! You make me laugh a lot!!
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Post by grimnir on May 15, 2011 11:15:26 GMT -5
This sudden obsession with gardens, is that an attempt at trying to seem interested in all things gardening because they have this million euros display in the UK this summer? It's too much of a coincidence to be coincidental... Next thing we find out that It has spend all those past 5 years pottering about in the vegetable patch...
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Post by Elektra on May 15, 2011 14:23:34 GMT -5
Well, isn't she always described as "down to earth". Gardening would make sense. I remember having read about her working in the garden in earlier articles about her in yellow press papers.
I will believe that when she gives an interview about that where she comes up with at least ten sentences that make sense and prove that she has an idea about gardening. A picture of her with a gigantic pumpkin is not proof enough.
Although she is going to marry a pumpkin - in a way. But that does not count.
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Post by cm7007 on May 15, 2011 15:29:46 GMT -5
More photos of the happy lovely and loving couple - Prince Albert and sweet innocent intelligent classy elegant stylish Miss Wittstock who brings new glamour to Monaco (I'm pretending to be a sugar looney/Charlene relative). Charlene is such a natural beauty, she looks so sweet and innocent. She doesn't smile all the time because she is shy, which is just fine with me. Prince Albert is just so happy since his engagement to Charlene. He has lost so much weight because of his happiness Look how lovingly and adoringly Mis Wittstock locks at Prince Albert, oh I just cannot wait for their wedding which I know will be the best of all the royal weddings since the Grimaldis are just so close to the people and many more royals will be there (and photographed) than were at William and Kate's wedding. Just look how great she is with children. Oh, I cannot wait until they have their little blond blue eyes children , which I know will be beautiful! Look how statuesque Charlene is; with her hourglass figure she can wear anything and still look good. She is such a natural at this job - she really makes Albert look good. She has had more work done! The tip of her nose looks a bit different. Maybe it's just the angle...? But for sure the lips have been plumped again. These two can NOT be having any kind of sex life at all! How could she possible have so much work done and then have a good roll in the hay anytime soon after!? And for sure he's not getting any BJ's - not with those lips and new teeth! She'd probably accidentally bite him! Ouch!
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Post by paca on May 15, 2011 16:39:22 GMT -5
Well, isn't she always described as "down to earth". Gardening would make sense. I remember having read about her working in the garden in earlier articles about her in yellow press papers. I will believe that when she gives an interview about that where she comes up with at least ten sentences that make sense and prove that she has an idea about gardening. A picture of her with a gigantic pumpkin is not proof enough. Although she is going to marry a pumpkin - in a way. But that does not count. the gardening thing is another way trying to be his mom. Soon she will start putting dead flowers on paper. Even her sloshed mom was making fun of the gardening..Charlen at best walks through a garden, work is not her thing, what does Albert pay gardeners for... btw that fake hair, does that come in a clip-on bun? seems like she keeps using it and just changing the side she is clipping it on
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Post by grandduchess on May 16, 2011 9:48:37 GMT -5
Wow! She reminds me of Goldie Hawn in "The First Wives' Club", when she gets an injection on her lips and they blow up, LOL.
Also, why grab Assbert so tight? Afraid he's going to run away before July 2? ;D
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Post by MyAdia on May 16, 2011 10:13:48 GMT -5
Also, why grab Assbert so tight? Afraid he's going to run away before July 2? ;D Yep and also to let any other women that Assbert is screwing that she soon-to-be Princess Charlene is Abert's main squeeze - the one with all the benefits! If you read CM_7007's post here about the affair that Albert is having, you'll understand why Conlene has a need to send another signal to all Albert's other women. She used to do this a lot in the beginning - fawn over Albert for the cameras and the other women, she just has no idea just how pathetic she looks. But, Conlene really doesn't care who Albert screws as long as she gets her title and all her money and fame to go with it - and of course a bunch of pathetic losers kissing up to her flat ass. Here's another photo of her waving as she still holds on to her meal ticket and her ticket to the fame that she stated she always wanted. In Conlene's sugar board and sycophantic media world, her holding onto Albert likes this shows that they are happy and in love. What a pathetic stupid woman!
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Post by royalpauper on May 16, 2011 10:51:24 GMT -5
Well, isn't she always described as "down to earth". Gardening would make sense. I remember having read about her working in the garden in earlier articles about her in yellow press papers. I will believe that when she gives an interview about that where she comes up with at least ten sentences that make sense and prove that she has an idea about gardening. A picture of her with a gigantic pumpkin is not proof enough. Although she is going to marry a pumpkin - in a way. But that does not count. the gardening thing is another way trying to be his mom. Soon she will start putting dead flowers on paper. Even her sloshed mom was making fun of the gardening..Charlen at best walks through a garden, work is not her thing, what does Albert pay gardeners for... btw that fake hair, does that come in a clip-on bun? seems like she keeps using it and just changing the side she is clipping it on[/u][/quote] Sorry Paca but you are just jealous. This is WC's real hear and she has been growing it out since the engagement. It is normal for happy brides-to-be to blossom after the engagement. Also, didn't you know that hormones change once you get your hand deep into the pocket of your rich soon to be husband. So, she got longer and thicker hair, higher cheek bones and plump lips (especially the top one) due to pre-bridal bliss and regular sex which they have now that they are engaged. They are both deeply catholic people so sex was not an option before, but now...WC's skin is smooth and radiant as well, comparing to 1999 pictures where she appears wrinkled with a thin lips, which just proves she didn't have sex at that time (and was poor). It is amazing what marrying a rich guy can do for you and your looks!She should be the poster child for all gold diggers. Charlene Wittstock The Princess of Gold Digging!
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Post by MyAdia on May 16, 2011 11:09:06 GMT -5
Royal P, you joke, but there are fans of Charlene who consider it defamation to even hint that Charlene has had ANY work done. On The Royal Fantasies Forum you can not mention Charlene having any WORK done because they consider it PURE SPECULATIONS, hence why I call these people loonies. Clearly, these loonies are as dumb-as-a-rock as their idol Charlene and they do not know the definition of the speculation - A conclusion, opinion, or theory reached by conjecture without conclusive evidence." Her body - body and after photos of her face and flat chest - is the evidence you crazy loons!
Something on her face is different. I think Charlene has had her nose tip refined.
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Post by emmeline on May 16, 2011 11:25:56 GMT -5
Yeah, i think that her noose has been (again) refined. I can't wait to see how she will look in her wedding! (and it's not a loony compliment, i want to see how plastic her face will look)
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Post by scout on May 16, 2011 11:38:32 GMT -5
This arm holding is just so fake! No one would have their arms linked like this for such a long time. Normal people in love would unclasp, touch shoulders/arms, hold hands, but not walk around with this arm link the whole time.
Note that Albert never holds her hand or touches her in anyway and we know that he loves touching women by all the photos of him touching any women that he is near. Charlene is sending a message or she is unable to stand unassisted.
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Post by emmeline on May 16, 2011 12:51:41 GMT -5
Royal P, you joke, but there are fans of Charlene who consider it defamation to even hint that Charlene has had ANY work done. On The Royal Fantasies Forum you can not mention Charlene having any WORK done because they consider it PURE SPECULATIONS, hence why I call these people loonies. Clearly, these loonies are as dumb-as-a-rock as their idol Charlene and they do not know the definition of the speculation - A conclusion, opinion, or theory reached by conjecture without conclusive evidence." Her body - body and after photos of her face and flat chest - is the evidence you crazy loons! Something on her face is different. I think Charlene has had her nose tip refined. You are once again, correct MyaDia! Look what response i got so far when i said that she should stop doing things to her face: "I don't think she's doing anything to her face. She might have had her teeth capped. If you go back to Post #469, first photo in fourth row show many lines and creases on her face. If she's had cosmetic surgery, I do hope she requests a refund"
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Post by margarita on May 16, 2011 16:36:07 GMT -5
This arm holding is just so fake! No one would have their arms linked like this for such a long time. Normal people in love would unclasp, touch shoulders/arms, hold hands, but not walk around with this arm link the whole time. Note that Albert never holds her hand or touches her in anyway and we know that he loves touching women by all the photos of him touching any women that he is near. Charlene is sending a message or she is unable to stand unassisted. ;D Good observation! 100% agree She is a lousy actress but thinks she's Grace ;D Who bets she will varify her "being in love poses" for the next pics because her PR-team follows RO (knowing that the sugars don't write much substance ) ?
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Post by paca on May 17, 2011 12:48:17 GMT -5
This arm holding is just so fake! No one would have their arms linked like this for such a long time. Normal people in love would unclasp, touch shoulders/arms, hold hands, but not walk around with this arm link the whole time. Note that Albert never holds her hand or touches her in anyway and we know that he loves touching women by all the photos of him touching any women that he is near. Charlene is sending a message or she is unable to stand unassisted. ;D LOL guys you are all mistaken: the PR campaigners superglued her arm to his to sell the roadshow; she does simply not have a choice. the campaigners forgot to hand out the right injections and medication to create the faces to go with it. Well, that's what you get when you're dealing with amateurs
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Post by MyAdia on May 17, 2011 13:05:37 GMT -5
This arm holding is just so fake! No one would have their arms linked like this for such a long time. Normal people in love would unclasp, touch shoulders/arms, hold hands, but not walk around with this arm link the whole time. Note that Albert never holds her hand or touches her in anyway and we know that he loves touching women by all the photos of him touching any women that he is near. Charlene is sending a message or she is unable to stand unassisted. ;D LOL guys you are all mistaken: the PR campaigners superglued her arm to his to sell the roadshow; she does simply not have a choice. the campaigners forgot to hand out the right injections and medication to create the faces to go with it. Well, that's what you get when you're dealing with amateurs Come on ladies, Charlene is the new serene grace - she's so sweet kind innocent and even angelic. How can you think that this woman is faking her attachment to her sugar daddy husband-to-be? Here's another photo of her still attached.
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Post by grandduchess on May 17, 2011 20:59:14 GMT -5
You know, I've went through the pics again and I think she looks... scared? Like she's afraid things will not come through? Am I alone in this one?
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