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Post by sandsla on Jun 3, 2011 0:10:10 GMT -5
Yes, just the guy to boost Albert's image That is exactly what I was thinking....Albert really knows how to make himself popular , I mean besides looking like a skank magnet, why not also throw in the most unpopular guys to buddy around with? But then Mel fits Monaco's new image, old sexist man with his sexist views and his sugarbaby blackmailer taste in women. They all belong on a boat together.
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Post by sandsla on Jun 2, 2011 23:51:37 GMT -5
This thread is really entertaining. I'm with myadia that I have to see a man coming forward & admitting he had sex with Albert or see picture(s) to believe he's gay/bi. BTW, Eringer didn't state Albert was gay/bi, he actually witnessed and described some situations where Albert ignored his job, because he was busy with some female bimbo. I see some scandal coming but after trashy wedding, selling scandal is always better after wedding. Some consenting goat coming forward with some juicy detail would be interesting. I have to agree, if he can't keep all these bimbo women and people like Eringer trying to blackmail him, I doubt he would have been so successful with some tidbit like this! Plus Eringer would have done his best to at least elude to that, if he thought he could.
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Post by sandsla on Jun 2, 2011 23:37:37 GMT -5
Thanks for the photos Emmeline. Wow, I love these photos because they show the true couple - pathetic, desperate for attention, narcissistic, trashy and no charisma & closeness what so ever! There are some color photos of some of the shots, but I'll repost some of the black & white ones with the caption that was written to describe each photo. They are so priceless that each photo deserve their own post. In hedonist with Albert II of Monaco, Charlene Wittstock married a destiny, a people and a legendary history. [En convolant avec Albert II de Monaco, Charlene Wittstock épousera un destin, un peuple et une histoire légendaire.]
It is bad enough that she is actually posing for any photo shoots now period, but worse she looks like anything but a princess here. They really think a picture of her in leather and zippers and the expression with some hard bitch unfriendly stare, while Albert is standing there in a suit looking more like a prince. It looks more like what's wrong with this picture. The picture of her in the bathrobe actually make her look like what she is, a women who spent the night there and is still there the next morning, and won't leave! Considering she has been "kept" for all these years, the robe photo really sends that message home! These pictures of her hard bitch look expression in all these photos look like they should have accompanied the interview where she tells how the people of Monaco don't like her and that she doesn't have any friends. I can't believe these photo of her! These people get more stupid everyday-I can't believe they are able to outdo themselves in how not to behave. They really think photos like this are going to endear Charlene to the public. She wanted to be princess so bad, but now that she has it, she doesn't seem to want to play that part! If she wanted to look like some bad ass somewhere, she should have done something else, because she isn't doing herself any favors here! She looks kind of dirty skanky in all these photos. The other thing here that is very obvious in these photos is that there is no love here between this couple. They look like two people that shouldn't even be in the same photo together.
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Post by sandsla on Jun 2, 2011 23:03:56 GMT -5
makes you wonder how many days she had to learn the lines...but sinceit is Bern, he probably allowed her to read off the script she will soon be part of one of his shows and read her answers of the teleprompter... My impression too - sounds like she is reading lines.... I think it is obvious she is reading lines, everyone saw her own lines in the Tatler interview, after that disaster you think they are going to let her open her mouth to say anything that isn't heavily scripted! We can tell from her past remarks and her posts that she is only repeating what she's been told to say! Albert's little pat on the head and her weird bug eyed gesture confirmed that. Besides her words here are so obviously trying to revisit were she screwed up in her Tatler interview. A month ago everyone in Monaco were jealous of her, they could not appreciate her, but now they show benevolence towards her! ;D In the Tatler interview she looked like what she was, a gold-digging opportunist, so now they have to push how much she loves Albert. ;D Her shallowness she expressed about herself through that interview and how what she would like to do for Monaco is to put in a Manolo store, so she doesn't have to travel far for shoes! I can't wait until a real interview happens and someone ask her what charity organizations she was involved in before she met Albert and what exactly did she do for them! Some day she isn't going to have a friend of hers interviewing her, maybe instead someone who remembers and admired Grace and will put it to her!
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Post by sandsla on Jun 2, 2011 22:45:11 GMT -5
ACCOMPLICES Long-flowered silk dress, Ralph Lauren Collection [COMPLICES... Longue robe en soie fleurie, Ralph Lauren Collection.] it is just the question with whom. Albert is blurred in the face, the trash isn't; the rest is clear. you can also see the outline around the head which they forgot to adjust. The body clearly does not belong to porky Someone thought this was a good picture? It look like Albert is trying to help her stand up from stumbling home after a hard night out drinking. ;D She looks like she is about to run in to hug the toilet! Her face even looks like last nights make up! She looks really hard!
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Post by sandsla on Jun 2, 2011 22:39:46 GMT -5
I don´t understand the necessary to make dozens of interviews and photoshoots. Even the sugars aren´t that excited anymore. Or is this just my impression? It's because "SHE" "THEY" were "the sugars" they posted on that forum because they knew the palace and Albert were stupid enough to read them and actually use those forums as some caliber of Charlene's popularity! It couldn't have been more obvious! Charlene was so over the top and ridiculous in her posts about why Albert needed to "marry Charlene." In every posts from the time she showed up on the scene, you couldn't miss her and her deceitful conniving little agenda. I would say it is beyond amazing that the Palace and Albert could not recognize it, because those posts are far too obvious an ridiculous not to and they always speak to Charlene's shallow six year old mind set, it was really disturbing to see, but evidently they obviously just do not care? These posters could not have made their agenda more obvious, so it is amazing that these posters who begged and threatened if Albert didn't marry Charlene, now have all but disappeared, right when their very wish they all had been beating everyone over the head with for so long, was finally realized. They finally got their dream wedding they had begged for, when they suddenly lost interest? How interesting? ?? T he gig was up--they no longer needed to "use" the forum as a tool for their own means once Charlene thought it was a done deal and she was sure she had it in the bag. You could even see how she was still afraid in the beginning after the announcement, because of the long engagement and lack of interest, that Albert might still renege (she knows why she is there--she is meant to be a publicity tool!), since the announcement wasn't generating any publicity, she is even eager to rush the fairytale wedding just to get a ring on her finger. She returns only now and then to salivate over the images of herself (like narcissus looking into a pool) every time she does a photo shoot. Look at all those posters that begged for a wedding all those years? Few are interested enough to actually stick around and watch? Odd isn't it! The only ones left there are the palace people left trying to drum up interest! Charlene doesn't really care to help out there, because she is getting what she wanted now, regardless if anyone is interested in this wedding, and once that wedding ring goes on her finger, she does not have to give a rats ass how popular she is, as long as someone will take her picture and make her feel important! Charlene doesn't want to be liked, she wants to be revered!
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Post by sandsla on Jun 2, 2011 21:23:14 GMT -5
I think that the bathrobe photo was inspired by Grace Kelly's pre-princess days, when she did a lot of photo shoots for movie studios. grace bathrobe I agree that the bathrobe photo was inspired by this one with Grace. The problem is context. Grace was a Hollywood starlet/actress when her photo was taken. Charlene has been living with the prince of a Catholic country for four-five years. Photos like this emphasize that these two have a very intimate relationship and Charlene has been living in Albert's homes for years. It is a trashy photo for a future princess. I don't think Grace would have posed like this right before her wedding. Whoever decided on this pose shows that they have little regard for the Monegasques or Monaco. I haven't even got to the photo's yet--I just saw the word bathrobe and seeing your post...you took the words right out of my mouth and countess too! That is exactly right, the fact that Charlene is all over parading herself around and giving interviews an doing photo layouts at all, before she's even married, is trashy enough....the Palace is so stupid, it only furthers her image as a cheap publicity seeking whore, and the fact that she's been kept all these years, you would think they would want to dial that image back (if only they could) a bit! The constant effort to try to emulate Grace is so creepy, also do these people not have an original thought or idea in their head--we know that Charlene does not have an original thought in her body...or an original bone but this women in no way is ever going to be Grace Kelly and constantly trying to emulate photos of Grace is the last thing they should want to do with this girl! Because anyone who was ever a fan or friend of Grace will only resent it, and it only reflects how much this girl is the polar opposite of Grace Kelly, and the whole thing makes them look ridiculous and tacky. I don't understand how these people could actually ever think a princess title is going to turn this idiot girl into Grace Kelly! Grace Kelly was popular because she was Grace Kelly, not because she was the Princess of Monaco, and Grace Kelly never needed to be "anything" other than Grace Kelly! Being the princess of Monaco didn't "make" Grace who she was, and that seems to be completely lost on these people, including Charlene! I haven't even seen the photo's yet --I can't believe she is doing more photo shoots, but good, because it only cements the idea for everybody exactly how tacky and cheap she is! What other royal bride to be would do this--it really makes Albert looks like a moron.
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Post by sandsla on Jun 2, 2011 20:45:05 GMT -5
The jacket Charlene wore at the Prince Garden in Menton on 15 May 2011 is also by Akris. You can buy it retail at Saks Fifth Avene or at Neiman Marcus for $2560. To me, this is another overpriced drab looking cotton jacket that you can find at JCPennys or a similar department store for 20 times less. Akris's choices of fabrics are very drab colors and dull and cheap-looking texture - well to me (look at the close ups). OMG The duck lips! ;D Charlene shouldn't wear short jackets and I notice her clothes always look at least a size to small for her. This girl just because she is tall, is never going to wear clothes well, that is not who she is, in fact her body shape really does resemble a female impersonator in drag! There is nothing she can do about that, except this is the wrong role for this woman, and if that is the only thing these idiot people were banking on, they can forget about it, because no matter how hard they try to dress up this duck....there isn't a thing interesting or novel about her. Fashion and style are two very different things--Fashion Icons have "style", and Charlene does not have one bit of style, because it isn't something you can buy--it is something that reflects who you are "inside." And some of Charlene's earlier choices show who she is! Now she just looks like like she borrowed someone's clothes, which looks exactly like what she is doing....I mean she is all about being "for hire" I guess they are happy for her to keep that image, why try to hide it now? This girl looks shallow to the core and I guess since Albert is marrying her, one could only assume he is too. "Shallow Al"
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Post by sandsla on Jun 2, 2011 20:10:28 GMT -5
^ I cringe every time I see Charlene's body shape. I think Hibou labeled it 'T-bar' which fits. Charlene can spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on clothes, but with her body, it is never going to look good. It is unfortunate that they couldn't be on time to the Queen's dinner, but if they had been, then everyone else entering would have had to wait 10 minutes while Charlene posed for photographs, even the Queen. You can tell that she really thought she looked good with the attitude that she is projecting in these photos. When is she going to get a butt enhancement? That probably should have been first on her list after the boob job. Scout, before I saw your post, I had a good laugh when I looked at those pictures of Charlene. Her posing and posturing like she thinks she is the star attraction--the whole attitude going on there is hilarious. ;D Look at the second photo ;D -- Who stands like that? Especially after getting out of a car ;D...the whole head/body preening is too much--but funny to see. The funniest part is Albert juxtaposed in the background with Charlene's whole stance and projection. I think this picture sums up those old posts of mine "Charlene doesn't need Albert now" he is just the silly foolish errand boy dragging behind and writing out the checks in her dust. Look at poor Albert trying to get someone to remember him....like he is or was once suppose to be something else, besides just another hookers fool. Charlene doesn't even remember that she's actually with anyone, not even a glance in Albert's direction....waiting for him to join her. These photo's speaks volumes--it is all about CHARLENE! But then why wouldn't she think she is so important, when that is all that Albert and the Palace has told her all these years! They were the ones that fished this ignorant skank with a severe case of NPD out of SA and told her they are relying on her "image" to save Albert and their country! Isn't that why they have been tryng to paste her face everywhere they could forever, or brought her to Monaco and payed her the big bucks, as if she was already someone so important that they were having to pay her big bucks to lend "her image"? What do they expect when they tell an ignorant opportunistic gold-digging bimbo who would be willing to "do anything" for money and fame! She's not hard to figure out, but who isn't left scratching their head trying to figure out Albert's and the Palace's weird thinking? Who do they think this girl is? And why did they ever think anyone was going to give a rats ass about one more cheezy bimbo in a nice dress? Cheap gold-digging wanna-bes like Charlene are a dime a dozen, but even at that, a scheming whore can have a brain! Look at Pamela Harriman? How could anyone think someone should or would ever care about this tacky idiot of a girl? The whole thing is so weirdly laughable, sadly it is also a tragic comedy, considering Monaco's past--it still had a nicer and more sophisticated image, before Albert turned into a place for sexist old men and their wannabe hookers and whores....yep, you know all sorts of intelligent, cultured, interesting people are lining up to go and support Monaco now! They wanted Charlene's image to be Albert's legacy--they've succeeded! Scout, I think they put her butt implants in her boobs...that might explain the weirdest looking boob job that I've ever seen.
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Post by sandsla on May 28, 2011 13:37:27 GMT -5
Albert hired a new PR-agency who does some damage control. Like usualy ... too late. ;D ;D ;D They do read us. And the english articles we post + the translations of articles here or on Eringers blog ;D ;D ;D They know it's a farce if they are no total loonies ;D And if they have a piece of digity they tell Albert.Empty things do collaps. I never thought tiny Monaco will suffer it's "imperial overstretch" but they are about to implode. He could have taken care of damage control by getting rid of the person that makes it so necessary to require it!
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Post by sandsla on May 28, 2011 13:31:45 GMT -5
That is exactly what I was thinking before I saw your post.
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Post by sandsla on May 28, 2011 13:24:55 GMT -5
The sugars cannot hide it, but he IceQueen of The Royal Fantasies board won't let them mention it on her board and ruin her fantasies of the perfect Charlene. In the planet that she lives on it is pure speculation to even mention that Trashlene has had ANY work done - not even botox. These people are loonies!
Adding the zonker and princess r having the same fantasies "Manufactured" that is exactly how Charlene looks, and I think her face might crack before the commemorative china will! That boob job is what she needs to have fixed!
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Post by sandsla on May 28, 2011 13:20:17 GMT -5
More photos from the fashion show... first of the flagship of Monaco and her plastic face and body. Can you just imagine what her face will lookj like in just two years... eeewwwww Her mouth looks deformed now This picture here is frightening--her cheeks don't ever change position like they naturally do...like they did on Grace, who's smile and face kind of reminded me of Shirley Temple Black in some pictures. Look at the nasolabial folds on her in this picture, and then the mouth, scary...This face is distorted from something she has had done....nothing can move naturally. Also if she is going to have all this stuff done, she shouldn't look like she had it done that day if she has an event that evening. Some of these pictures are just disturbing. Look at what I think is the first picture with Albert also--her cheek bones are frozen in place to the point of creating deep folds. Maybe she has also redone her nose again...she was missing in action for a little while and that usually is when she has had more work done? She looks totally different--I could not believe she was still messing with her face when I returned from taking a little time off-it was startling and very noticeable that she looked so different. Compare her face structure with old pictures of her even fairly recent pictures of her.
But, she still has people sucking up to her ... Charlene Wittstock kisses Philip Green during the AmberLounge Fashion Monaco 2011 on May 27, 2011 in Monaco, Monaco. Albert can try to pass her off as Athletic all he wants but she just looks like Lurch in some of these photos in this photo thread...anyway she looks more lAdams Family than Grimaldi Family
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Post by sandsla on May 28, 2011 12:46:25 GMT -5
Her face is way too plastic, even sugars cannot hide it anymore. She will look horrible by 1 and 2 July. The sugars cannot hide it, but he IceQueen of The Royal Fantasies board won't let them mention it on her board and ruin her fantasies of the perfect Charlene. In the planet that she lives on it is pure speculation to even mention that Trashlene has had ANY work done - not even botox. These people are loonies! This girl looks completely different than she did just a month or two ago, I had not visited here as often and I almost didn't recognize her --she has had a lot more work done lately. It is obvious that her face is full of fat and has been syringed to death, and that is at first what I thought was going on with her cheeks, but the structure of her face is totally different now, look at the image of the video on your page where she juts out her chin. I think maybe she really has had cheek implants or she had the fat pockets underneath taken out to emphasize her cheek bones and make her look more like Grace I guess? This girl and her plastic surgery obsession is really turning her into a freak show--her face is going to fall off before she hits 40 at the rate she is going. I know this is not very PC but I was debating which picture was more fitting, Charlene in between the two athletes at the Special Olympics or next to Kim Kardashian? I agree a reality television star who got famous by having a sex tape pretty much represents the fate of Monaco, who else would want to identify themselves with what Charlene and Albert represent. How many other worthy mentions really want their picture taken with either of them--not exactly a real feather in anyone's cap now.
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Post by sandsla on May 28, 2011 12:01:57 GMT -5
What the ---- is that?! Especially at the end - his vote of encouragement ... ?! And what was that face she made at the end ...? I'm speechless ... And you have to know this was pre-planned and rehearsed - and it's this bad. dear God. I've decided that Princess Caroline is letting him bury himself. There is no other explanation for this atrocity to have gone on this long and gone this far. I'm actually feeling a bit sorry for her - she clearly doesn't have the brains to know just how deep, dark and dangerous the water she's gotten herself into is. The people behind this joke are monsters! Absolute monsters! Well it just goes to show the nature of the relationship.....he thinks of her as a child, it is patronizing...like good girl and from her posts that is how she see's Albert, it is always "Albert didn't tell Charlene to do it" (for example on learning French). Her gesture is well....Charlene! They really believe they can transform this woman's character and maturity level now. You can tell she is sitting there staring at Albert with eyes glazed over because she doesn't understand a word of what is being said, until she gets her cue to deliver her rehearsed line, and then her "oh my god I can't believe I got through that" with her weird child like bug eye expression. I guess these interviews can be really entertaining as painful as they are to watch.
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Post by sandsla on May 28, 2011 11:45:24 GMT -5
Honestly I don't think that any of his family, Kelly or Grimaldi, care anymore. They all know that there is nothing they can do and Albert just will go through with it at all costs [/u]. Literally. You simply have to remember that this guy since he took over has accomplished nothing. He promised his people a country they could be proud of and he has made things worse then they ever were. He has no choice but go through with it, because no one thinks this man ever finishes anything he started. In 2 years they will get a divorce IMO or Albert will die of a heart attack. For Monaco both would be a good thing to happen. If by any bad luck by then they will have procreated, the child will be too young to rule so the crown council will decide on someone they consider apt. That person will also be responsible for the education of the child. the trash will be parked somewhere and they can decide whether they want to take the risk of another Albert or slowly and wisely lead MC into democracy,[/quote] There is no one that could embrace this marriage if that wasn't the plan. I honestly believe this, there just is no other possible explanation for anyone to embrace this women who is constantly embarrassing and a ticking time bomb. The whole wedding is already such a ridiculous joke. If Albert wants to save his hide, he would find away out of it, but Albert doesn't have any balls (or an ounce of foresight). I'm sure they could come up with some nice excuse, like Charlene couldn't handle the pressure....of course at this point I don't think she would play nice, but the humility before the wedding would be a whole lot better, than after when Albert looks even more stupid to have actually made this woman his wife and the Princess of Monaco--she is never going to play nice anyway and it is only a matter of time before Charlene or one of her family members becomes unhappy and writes a tell-all book, just like Diana did, never mind others--Charlene is not exactly the kind of person who attracts admirers....considering what they tried to do with Grace. That said. no one needs to bother, because no one could make Charlene, Albert, or the Palace look as bad as they do themselves. It's embarrassing and painful to watch how they have conducted themselves. I guess there is some entertainment value in it, but it really is painfully sad.
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Post by sandsla on May 27, 2011 22:03:21 GMT -5
I hope you are aware that you are now an unpaid employee of eringer. He is an avid reader here and loves to copy paste then rather do his own work... not surprised Albert hired him, he is just as unoriginal as the rest of people who work for him. That is funny since he has repeatedly claimed he doesn't visit here or any other forum. Personally I have a hard time believing it. You'd think that he would have visited at least once, if only out of curiosity. Like all things connected with Albert, there's something odd here. Not only his shift away from Monaco and Lacoste and into global politics and global baddies in recent times, but something elso too. Has anyone thought about the possibility that he still/again works for Albert along the lines of "any publicity is good publicity"? Another PR ploy? BTW, Paca: do you really think Aktuelle is available in the US? Thank you very much!Paca is that your comment? I'm sorry but I could never get why people could ever listen to this man or take him seriously, when he is exactly like the women of Albert's that we all Abhor. All you have to do his google Eringer and look at his history to get his MO! It's always the same! Eringer;s own words are always revealing and it doesn't take much reading through the lines to get the real story! It looks like Eringer has made a profession of trying to shake people down, he has a history of trouble for every person he has worked for! I feel for the people that saw Eringer for what he was and tried to get rid of him because they knew what Eringer was all about. I'm sure they wanted to strangle Albert then, when he let him worm himself back in (just like Albert's women and that is when they get dangerous), and again when Eringer proved them right, by causing Albert all the trouble now they had warned him about earlier. Sound familiar? I don't know if Albert's people should be fired or I want to say, I feel their pain. This situation with Charlene is the same, but so so much worse! Again Albert has not learned one lesson in his life...no matter what is thrown at him to try to teach him to open his eyes....how much more can you throw at someone for them to not get it! Albert should know the lessons get much harder each time, and I think the one in store for him is going to be devastating for him, how could it not be? Anyway, Eringer is just another one of Albert's opportunistic women that feel entitled and wanted to seek revenge on Albert because of their own greed and sense of entitlement and total lack of any kind of conscience.
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Post by sandsla on May 27, 2011 19:04:29 GMT -5
thanks for posting emmeline! I'll second that! Thanks Emmeline!
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Post by sandsla on May 27, 2011 18:55:18 GMT -5
Albert should tell to the press that he is not into love with Charlene and that she is the disgrace of his soul mate but fast cars he is loving so much. Decision makers are mostly men. Finally he might get some points for something he does. Nobody can take him for serious with a plastic trashy high school dropout as first lady. Nobody!
[/u] [/quote] That cannot be highlighted enough!!!!
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Post by sandsla on May 27, 2011 18:51:40 GMT -5
LoooooooL a trashlene look alike contest? ??what are people in SA drugging themselves with? How many cashmere sweaters did she have to send them to come up with such a crappy idea?? Who in their right mind would want to look like THAT??? i know that some Brits did this for fun during the Kate and Wills wedding, but they don't honestly believe that anyone will do that for a gold-digger who is desperately trying to imitate her dead mother in law to be Don't you hope Grace haunts the hell out of her! Maybe she'll give her a little shove down those stairs, that Charlene was so desperate to pose on to imitate Grace.
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