No Baby: What Will a Desperate Barren Charlene Do?

[MyAdia]

Hi Everyone. I've been away for a while mainly because it is so disheartening to observe Albert destroy by the Charlenification of Monaco (mold Monaco in Charlene's image - no substantive, uncultured, tacky, and cheap) the wonderful country that his father left him. More so, I find it repulsive to observe a con artist and her team of grifter family members and flunkies gloat and smirk as they live high off the hog of the con job that they pulled over the absolute biggest buffoon in Monaco. I started reading posts, but before I finish I really want to opine to the comments about Charlene being pregnant.

First, I will explain why I believe that baggy clothes and a supposedly belly bump is no proof that Charlene is pregnant. Second, I will explain why I believe that Charlene will NEVER produce a child from her body. Finally, I will offer my opinion of what I believe the desperate con artist will do to keep the gravy train rolling and living high off the hog of the biggest SUCKER in Monaco.

We have prided ourselves of being more astute, informed, and just plain more intelligent than the average royal watcher. So, let's maintain that standard and not assumed that this con artist is pregnant just because she wears shapeless baggy clothes. Please remember, we are not only dealing with a con artist but a narcissistic dumb-as-a-rock con artist who only succeeded because her mark is a complete buffoon. The type of people who glorify this woman are just as dumb as she is. Thus, Charlene knows that she only has to wear baggy outfits and her fans will believe that she is pregnant (recall these are the same people who earlier concluded that Charlene was pregnant because she wasn't showing up to events in Monaco). Charlene loves the attention and pregnancy rumors ease the stress of producing a child - that she cannot. Charlene has always had a stomach pouch (recall the pregnancy rumors because of her pouch at the 2010 Red Cross ball), so a belly bump is not proof of a pregnancy.

Besides, do you really believe a 53 year old monarch with no illegitimate heir - and being pressured to produce one - take his finally "pregnant wife" carrying his much awaited heir (by the Monegasques) to a wine drinking event and drink wine? She looks more like a man than Albert in this photo, which leads me to my second point.

Second, although many of us joke about Charlene’s masculine body, her obvious masculine body features (no natural breasts – recall Charlene’s natural breasts, no waist, no hips, no ass, and extremely broad shoulders) are indicative of someone who is intersex – more specifically I believe she has Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome (look up some of the abnormal sexual features that may be appealing to someone like Albert). Some other signs of females with AIS are extra long extremities and limbs (fingers, arms, legs), no body hair and hidden testicles under the pubic area. Once Royal Pauper joked that in this photo Charlene has a “dick” – close, it may be hidden balls – we always said she has more balls than Albert.

[MyAdia]

If Charlene is intersex, there are certain signs that she would have been aware of during puberty. This is why I really believe that this woman knows that she cannot get pregnant and she would have tried to convince the biggest Sucker in Monaco early on that she is actually able to get pregnant. Every fiber in my being makes me believe that Charlene has already given the buffoon Albert a sob story about having a previous abortion to confirm to him that she can have children.

Third, this is why I really believe that Charlene is desperate now that people are complaining that besides being useless in everything else, she cannot even produce an heir. Thus, I see a HUGE scam in the future to ease the pressure. Charlene knows without an iota of doubt that Albert is her sucker and she can pull any con over him. She has already laid the ground work of not trusting nor liking people in Monaco, so I am sure her personal ob/gyn is not working in Monaco. She will announce a pregnancy then have a VERY PUBLIC accident so she cn fake a miscarriage. The public accident will assure her sympathy and then she will sick ger team of flunkies on the Internet to assure no one says anything negative about her and she will be able to ease the pressure of not producing an heir will garner positive press for not being able to. Her doctor will be living high off the hog on Albert’s money like her previous swim coach and his family are now living off of Albert’s money for helping her with her “training for the Olympics career” that garner her support for not actually working as she waited for Albert to be stupid enough to marry her.

[paca]

she will just have one problem: Albert's onle reason for marriage is the heir. If she might proong her stay by pulling stunts, but it won't help her. Her problem is that people don't like her. people know that she is nasty and she can barely hide it. She might get a tad of symphathy with the elderly and uneducated, butnot with those in the know. And the pressure will be on Assbert not on her. ANd you kow how well he can deal with pressure. He wants it gone. So if she fails and the pressure on him rises, then she will be on her way out regardless. For Assbert it is his reign which is at stake. Everything he has done has failed. People are up in arms now with the bustickets. If they might not have felt MC going down the drain yet, this is how they will feel it every day severely. Prices for parking have goe up too, so they are hitting people where they feel it most and are the least forgiving. People are quoted in MC matin stating that the government, hence assbert, are showing a severe lack of knowing what is going on in the real world and peoples lives. That is the worst you can say about a head of state, telling him that he is completely out of touch with his people and the realities of their lives. Considering that MC has no free press and people hesitate with criticism for fear of disadvantages, having this communicated in the press and thus fo everyone to read, you can imagine how angry people are with Albert. AN heir is at present the only way to deflect from his ability to rule, though only temporary. With France having a new president and a chance for change there, the difference to MC might become even more evident. If France manages to turn things around and MC doesn't, then he has no more opportunity to blame the economy and all sorts of other people for his lack of leadership and ideas. If she does not get pregnant within the next 6 months, he will have to get rid of her for his own survival. Another bad summer, and the weather doesn't look like it's in his favour, and the pressure against him will get way worse. The way they are trying to fill their coffers, shows how bad things are. MC has been living of its substance these past years. They are now taking measures to completely drown. No one will care for trashy and her games or whether to feel sorry for her or not, whilst people have to worry about how to make ends meet. The rich and super rich do not live there. They don't care and they will all be nice to assbert and his dumpsterbride. But those who matter are already seeing their standard of life going down the drain and it is getting worse. In Germany even on welfare you can have a better standard of life then a worker with both parents working in MC, if you are not Monegasques. People in the area who do not travel that far, may not notice, but they do meet people from other parts of the world and that will just add to their anger. I can personally say that although I have less money at my disposal now, my standard of living has risen more then 100%. Plus I can say what I want without having to fear that my kids will not be admitted to a certain school or encounter other disadvantages.

So to sum hings up: if Assbert doesn't pop up an heir soon, then he is history. It doesn't matter who is the mother, he just needs a legitmate heir. Fast. And a brain

[mrszinck]

Maybe her parents have given her a correction operation. It would explain why she is addicted to plastic surgery...

I was reading an article on 'Botox? First, go to a psychiatrist'

‘The problem with many people who visit a plastic surgeon is not their appearance, but their self-image. And that is why psychotherapy interventions should take precedence over to the body.’

‘People who accept themselves as they are, with all their strengths and weaknesses, go through life significantly happier than people who doubt their identity. The last category is usually not only unsure about the own appearance, but doubts, for instance, intelligence and social functioning.’
BTW the article is about ‘guy’s’ going for Botox.

Sorry, I cannot stand fake bimbo... GROSS!

Porto makes you fat from all the sugar and bimbo probably as constipation problems. ;D

[countess]

i think she will pretend (she is a con artist) get a baby bump that fits on, pay some woman to have a child and pass it off as theirs. i've seen it on soap operas and lawd know moronaco is the stuff soap operas are made of

[paca]

She might just do it like Kidman and SJP. They couldn't be bothered to get pregnant again after a first round. Assbert will have legal problems though. If trashy does not personally bear the child it is not a legitimate heir. The MC law is clear on that. Albert has to be married to the mother of the child. Before the law, the woman who bares the child is considered the mother. Only very few states in Europe allow surrogates. MC is not one of them. SHe can have IVF, but that is all the help she is allowed, and they would have to have someone there who will secure that they are both the parents genetically.

btw I just read an article that kids conceived via IVF have a higher risk of malformation then normal conceived kids. The risk is the same with kids naturally conceived after IVF by same parents. So a reason for the problem of conception is, that these parents will more likely produce offspring with bad genes. There is a reason why nature does not want some couples to have kids, whereas once the couples split and have babies with other partners, they often have no trouble conceiving. Maybe some people need to learn to accept that they are not meant to reproduce with certain partners....

[royalpauper]

Not so fast MyAdia...don't you remember that here in US scientists had succeeded in making a man pregnant, why not WC? Assbert have enough money and they both have nothing better to do...after all he had wasted over 50 millions of dollars on a three days of circus that he called his wedding. I just don't get why it is so important for him to procreate and have an heir... it is not like the future of human race depends on those two losers...God forbid!
Anyway, if it is really true that WC is pregnant then I truly feel sorry for that child. Also, it is so sad to see those two, still newly weds , without even slightest trace of tenderness towards one another...especially if she is pregnant. I hope she enjoys all that pomp and hand kissings, because that is all satisfaction and affection she will be getting...
The only thing expending for now it seems to be her face. Each time we see her, her face is rounder and plumper...

[vamilkshake]

I believe that Albert made the decision to dump her. Because there has a been a bunch of media reports lately that paint Charlene in an extremely negative light. Since she has done exactly nothing of note since being an unsuccessful runaway bride, I assume the drip drip of negative stories is the Monaco Palace getting ready to smear her and dump her. Note that Albert's aide recently left. I smell a plot. We will know soon enough.
I mean, the worldwide media scrutiny could not get a response from the Monaco Palace about that paternity test that supposedly took place after the wedding! Why no scrutiny about that?
All the rehashing about old Charlene stories point to a Charlene Dump to me.
Albert does nothing straight. Has to be crooked.

[smt]

I actually think Fat Al married her because of her masculine qualities -- it satisfies his bisexual nature. I really don't think that he ever had a legitimate heir in mind. The only thing he cares about is his sexual satisfaction. Remember, as far the need for legitimate heirs:

1.) There's always the Caroline and fils route; or
2.) His grandmother, Princess Charlotte, was illegitimate when she was born and "legitimized" by her grandfather or father. So, rules are meant to be broken (especially in Monaco) and perhaps one of Fat Al's illegitimate children will be legitimized.

Having said that ... I think the Caroline et fils route is the most likely scenario.

[paca]

It is ALberts aid who left,not trashys. I can only guess that, like Allavena, the guy had to do things he did not find in his job description and considered too ridiculous to be doing them. Not mentioning the peculiarityof MC as a closed circle, making it difficult for outsiders to succeed. Only those who understand the functioning of MC have a chance. Even Allavena, who is Monegasques and should have had it easier, did not succeed. He has spent too much of his life outside MC and been too successful in the real world to be able to shrink into MC size. SO the leaving of the aid is no indication for Assbert to dump trashy, but I do believe that these leaks are PR work intended to make him look good. Though with every runaway bride rehash, they do bring up the paternity question and his antics. So he will not get out of it unscathed, but better then he deserves. IMO they are planning longterm though. I doubt that a seperation is due in the near future. She has about another year, give or take.

[paca]

May 14, 2012 16:50:33 GMT -5 smt said:

I actually think Fat Al married her because of her masculine qualities -- it satisfies his bisexual nature. I really don't think that he ever had a legitimate heir in mind. The only thing he cares about is his sexual satisfaction. Remember, as far the need for legitimate heirs:

1.) There's always the Caroline and fils route; or
2.) His grandmother, Princess Charlotte, was illegitimate when she was born and "legitimized" by her grandfather or father. So, rules are meant to be broken (especially in Monaco) and perhaps one of Fat Al's illegitimate children will be legitimized.

Having said that ... I think the Caroline et fils route is the most likely scenario.

Rainier has changed the law to prevent what happened to his own mom. Besides she was not allowed to take reign, but had to pass to him. Rainier had the power to change the constitution, Assbert doesn't. They will not change it for him. IMO some people wouldn't mind if Assbert had a fatal accident before they figured out how to get trashy pregnant. That would solve a lot of problems for them. For trashy too btw, as she could play the morning widow part for the rest of her life. Rainiers stepgrandmother managed to pull that one off...

[smt]

May 14, 2012 17:31:45 GMT -5 paca said:

May 14, 2012 16:50:33 GMT -5 smt said:

I actually think Fat Al married her because of her masculine qualities -- it satisfies his bisexual nature. I really don't think that he ever had a legitimate heir in mind. The only thing he cares about is his sexual satisfaction. Remember, as far the need for legitimate heirs:

1.) There's always the Caroline and fils route; or
2.) His grandmother, Princess Charlotte, was illegitimate when she was born and "legitimized" by her grandfather or father. So, rules are meant to be broken (especially in Monaco) and perhaps one of Fat Al's illegitimate children will be legitimized.

Having said that ... I think the Caroline et fils route is the most likely scenario.

Rainier has changed the law to prevent what happened to his own mom. Besides she was not allowed to take reign, but had to pass to him. Rainier had the power to change the constitution, Assbert doesn't. They will not change it for him. IMO some people wouldn't mind if Assbert had a fatal accident before they figured out how to get trashy pregnant. That would solve a lot of problems for them. For trashy too btw, as she could play the morning widow part for the rest of her life. Rainiers stepgrandmother managed to pull that one off...

Thanks for the clarification Paca, however, I have to believe that rules can be broken especially in place like Monaco.

[hibou]

Well, something is sure going on. First the Pope "postpones" his trip and then Albert and Charlene take a trip to Lourdes. Now Charlene starts wearing baggy clothes to get attention. I'm sure if she were pregnant she'd be blabbing to her friends at Bunte. It's all a charade for the press IMO. Albert looking all chipper and attentive and looking like he's had some work done himself. All I can say is they are both as nutty as fruitcakes. JMO.

[hibou]

It seems Eringer has noticed this new thread and has posted it on his regular Eringer blog not the formspring one. The title starts with the word "Assbert"!

[paca]

And he just put a direct link. Wonder what his intentions are...guess we will soon be getting those nasty people again telling us about lawyers and how they will sue us out of our homes...

[hibou]

May 14, 2012 19:12:37 GMT -5 paca said:

And he just put a direct link. Wonder what his intentions are...guess we will soon be getting those nasty people again telling us about lawyers and how they will sue us out of our homes...

We may have to batten down the hatches again and be prepared. On the other hand, he knows we are a feisty lot who likes our free speech and opinions. So I guess he figures we can take it.

[paca]

Still wondering about his purpose to post particularly this thread as a direct link. He is usually after assbert (should have copyrighted that one ), not the dumpsterbride...

[hibou]

May 15, 2012 4:59:40 GMT -5 paca said:

Still wondering about his purpose to post particularly this thread as a direct link. He is usually after assbert (should have copyrighted that one ), not the dumpsterbride...

Probably it's just another way to torment him. He put the joker card with Albert's face on it in the caption.

[paca]

I noticed. In any case the heat is on for assbert anyways. I just posted sth about the Lourdes thing. MC matin is referencing an article, which is very tongue in cheek and mocking the twosome. they call them "pipol" and making fun of the connection with Lourdes. IMO the article states that they had no business to be there, but made a big show out of it. MC matin pointing its readers to this article shows clearly that they would love to criticize, but can not due to the fact that they are owned by assbert and the restrictions on their reporting. So they resolve to methods that French journalists have used during Sarkos reign to get a away with criticism

[MyAdia]

May 14, 2012 16:46:41 GMT -5 vamilkshake said:

I believe that Albert made the decision to dump her. Because there has a been a bunch of media reports lately that paint Charlene in an extremely negative light. Since she has done exactly nothing of note since being an unsuccessful runaway bride, I assume the drip drip of negative stories is the Monaco Palace getting ready to smear her and dump her. Note that Albert's aide recently left. I smell a plot. We will know soon enough.

I don't think he has made that decision yet. He is still trying to do media control by doing photo opps of the happy in love couple.

I have seen Charlene's con jobs come to fruition and I have no doubt that she can pull off a fake pregnancy and miscarriage - on the biggest Sucker in Monaco - Albert. It is not that Charlene is so smart - it's that Albert is truly Charlene's perfect sucker.

In the beginning I was Albert's biggest fan, reporting on all his activities down to the speeches. Out of respect, I even referred to him in all my posts as Prince Albert. Even though I believed Albert to be too insecure, I was adamant that Albert would never marry Charlene mainly because I actually believed his remarks that he made in his July 2005 investiture speech. Based on the future he envisioned for Monaco and the goals that he shared for his country, I could not see him selecting an insipid crass vulgar rude narcissistic high school drop out and making her THE image of what Monaco would look like going into the 21st century.

But that is exactly what Albert did! Monaco even pay $5 million for an image campaign rolled out on the National Day when Charlene was introduced at the balcony to her future subjects. I posted the follow-up audit from the image campaign - it was a major flop! Charlene became the new image of Monaco - and not the educated substantive qualities they were trying to get the public to envision of Monaco. recall, Charlene's vapid trashy and tasteless Tatler interview came out on the heels of the image campaign.

Since the beginning I always stated that Albert is weak but not stupid enough to marry Charlene. How wrong was I! Not only did Albert marry this woman, but banked his country's image on his marriage to her - and it failed - BIG TIME!

Albert really is that stupid and after reading Charlene's "doppelganger" recent comments about the latest media stories about her not being happy to have a child - I know that she is DESPERATE to keep her life of luxurious, wealth and of course famed she and her team of grifters have suckered out of the biggest Jackass in Monaco. This woman is bragging about staying put and forever being the Princess of Monaco - even being Albert's widow. You are dealing with a con artist and an extremely EASY mark.

As long as Albert continues to care about what the wrong people think of him - the glossy press that Charlene cultivated and not the people of Monaco - Charlene will remain the Princess of Monaco - with no baby!